Don’t you hate it when you gain a few pounds and people feel that it’s their fuckin obligation to point it out to you not just once, twice, thrice but every time you cross paths??!!! I FREAKINLY & HORRIBLY hate it. It pisses me off with undying vengeance. One sun-shiny day, I woke up peacefully, have a cool shower, dressed-up and get ready till my sweetie picks me up to go somewhere…at the mall saw this friend I often see anywhere…

ME: (nodded politely…)
FRIEND: “oh my good Lord!! You’ve gotten so fat!” exaggerating hilariously.
ME: “I know…obviously…”
FRIEND: “Why don’t you do some exercises? A little bending, walking and jogging will do.”
ME: “Put a sock! Don’t you ever get tired of the same old comment?”
FRIEND: “Anyways, Big is beautiful…”

It’s totally annoying when they do it in a dramatic way with voices as loud as sugarcane factory especially in public places and scream with all might and passion in syllables. “NAG-TAM-BOK KA!!”, “TAM-BOK SA-IMO!!”, “GRABE PAG DAKO MO BA!!” etc…Instead of feeling true blue I smartened up and came up with one perfect response politely and professionally…”I’m happy as I am, Thank You!”

Note: To all the people who stupidly can’t stop commenting, here’s something I just wanna let you know; my IQ is high enough to know and see that I did gain weight! If it doesn’t bother me then it shouldn’t be bothering you…so why can’t you just shut your fuckin mouth up?! JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!